has an interesting personality. will immediately go back on you. if you break his heart then you will experience great pain and suffer. attracted to younger girls ( usually named maddie or madeline). will ask for pictures before the first date. will turn into an *sshole after a couple days. thinks he’s the coolest cat around. you may be subducted by his good looks for a couple of days
guy 1: wow that guy jolfy is a f*cking r*t*rd
guy 2: i know he if dating my 9 year old daughter…he is 13!
it’s code number for love live! school idol project’s nico yazawa’s catchphrase. in j*panese, you pr*nounce 2 as ‘ni’ and the 5 just represents ‘co’ so if you read it in the code word, it would be 2 ni 5 co 2 ni 5 co 2 ni yesterday.. love live fan #1: nico nico nii~ […]
- stef curry my *ss
when you lose a basketball game to someone in a wheelchair. wheels: play me in basketball frank: okay *franks shoots ball* *wheels caps frank in a wheelchair* wheels: stef curry my *ss!
- resident whale
extremely obese person that happens to be in a position of slight authority and is generally irritating as sh*t because they feel the need to constantly remind you of their miniscule amount of power. the resident whale usually wears loose, unflattering clothing paired with black velcro sneakers and has made zero attempt to be stylish […]
- mr jenkins
a person with a small p*n*s. has the ugliest family. usually a high school teacher. hairy as f*ck. usually a f*cking c*nt. mr.jenkins is a f*cking f*ggot.