Joust

when your girl is on her hands and knees and you run full force with your b-n-r and ram her in the -ss.
can i joust you tonight?
a contest held to find out, between two men whose p-n-s is bigger. two men start at opposite ends of the room and run at eachother with thier p-n-s aiming not drectly at the other mans d-ck but slightly to the side, the man to get hit first looses, for the reason that he/she has a smaller p-n-s
yo josh wanna joust? josh: sure bro, shawg guy looks like you have the smaller p-n-s
verb- to joust:
a.to screw someone over.
b.to overdo something.
c.to want something really bad.

“dog you really jousted me on that dub sack, it was like a bowl and a half at best”

“your two hours late, why’d you joust me like that?”
1. a medieval contest of arms wherein two knights, each armed with a lance and mounted on his n-ble destrier, ride h-llbent at one another with the objective of poking the other fellow with the tip of their lance.

2. when two men make simultaneous s-xual entry into the same orifice.
1. sir lancelot was unbeatable in the joust.

2. the two p-rn actors had a joust in her juicy p-ssy.
a sleezy s-xual act.
“man, you just joust that b-tch in my bedroom?”
to give “head”…. best if used on friends
“d-mn yvonne tran, ur mom jousted me so hard yesterday… i cant even walk straight.”

“hey everyone, yvonne tran jousted me and my dad”

“joust or what?!?”
to bang or have s-x with.
dang that chick is hot i would like to joust her.
the only indisputable way to determine who’s p-n-s is larger. this is done by having the two men in question drop trousers, achieve full erections and walk slowly towards one another (slightly off-center). whichever person’s erection touches the other person first truely has a larger p-n-s.
mike and eric were arguing about who’s p-n-s was bigger, so they had a joust to settle it once and for all.

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