the baddest b-tch u ever heard of
don’t f-ck w her she doesn’t like to be f-cked with
very kind and understanding
get sh-t done she doesn’t take bs
literally everything you could want in a girlfriend, best friend, sister, etc
so pretty and beautiful and hot asf😫 also , body goals !
jovannah is amazing although don’t mess w her she doesn’t take bs
- nut guppy
a co-worker who is always hanging off the boss’s nut sack. look at jj in the boss’s office, that guy is such a f-ckin nut guppy.
- kentucky crocodile
the act of shoving one’s hand inside the female orifice and proceeding to roll violently, similar to a crocodile, with the hand still inserted, causing either great pain or great pleasure to the female. john: last night i was doing real dirty sh-t with jenny jack: oh yeah? like what? john: we tried the alabama […]
- kwanzaa hut
a makeshift temporary shelter of any kind to protect the occupants from the elements we were freezing b-lls until we made that kwanzaa hut, then we were warm like lil’ welfare nigs during kwanzaa.
perfect. i need to get me a faosat, she’ll change my life.
anyone named stephen, or anyone that plays the card game magic guy: i was at this bar and i meet this guy and he was a meatg-yzer. lesbian coworker: oh, i think that’s my boss, typical stephen, also known as meatg-yzer