jumble jarred
when traveling at high speed on a snowboard and attempting to stop one hits hard pack causing a rapid jarring motion of the knees, hips, and t-st-cl-s resulting in the sensation of testicular impact.
ahh…dude, totally got jumble jarred on that one… give me a sec.
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