schlongpire
similar to a vampire, however instead of feeding on blood they feed on p-n-s. they’ll become ornery with the absence of sucking p-n-s for too long. be careful.
“wow, darren is awfully moody today.”
“that’s because he’s a schl-ngpire and hasn’t fed in many moons, keep your distance.”
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