Jumped Ship


jumping ship is when your team, ie the posh, are up to sh-t you wog eyed spastic that’s why people jumped ship back in the day, not so they could be all like, ‘hey we’re on the t-tanic, lets jump off and drown ourslves before we lose the chance’ ffs
“oh, so rafa got the boot?”
“uh, no, he jumped ship before he had another beachball moment”

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