junction jockey
some one that misses there junction whilst driving, usually because there too busy on the phone.
also used to discribe the tw-ts that decide to skip three lanes to pull off onto there junction within the last 10 yards
dee: d-mn i’m so busy talking to you i’ve missed my junction
aron: your such a junction jockey
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