jundge
crusty hair gel that has been left on your head too long.
in a doctors waiting room:
man 1: ew what a crust-head, look at those flakes.
man 2: might be jundge…
doctor: could be a bad case of cradle cap.
men: oh the flakes… “shuders”
the single most amazing word in the universe. it can mean everything and anything you want it to mean.
“yo did you see that jundge i got today?”
“that kid’s a jundge”
“get that jundge off your face”
“one day, we’ll all jundge”
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