Jungle Hoop


a game that black people play also known as “basketball” or simply “hoops” for short. the origins of the game come from african tribes that used a boar skull and put it through a hoop made of boar tusks. jungle hoop also developed in the ghetto in a similar fashion. only they used guns and shot each other for possession of the “crack” or “rocks”. currently there is a jungle hoop professional league known as the nba. in which black people and white people that wish they were black people dress like gangsters and face off. many criticize the nba because your ability to make it in the nba depends greatly on whether or not one has corn rows and tattoos. but everyone knows they just hatin!
want to go play some jungle hoop?

kobe bryant plays jungle hoop well.

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