Justin Pratt
a dance move that makes all girls swoon. executed best when techno/house music and strobe lights are in full effect. it involves shimmying the chest followed by poppin’ the -ss. be sure to have a lot of sp-ce, and don’t break your ankles.
did you see that hot piece? he just did the justin pratt… i’m so going home with him tonight.
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