Kaager


kaager (pr-nounced: kay-gir):
kaager is a quickly growing insult transliterated from some russian or hungarian insult. a kaager is someone who is addicted to instant gratification, is impatient and very ignorant.

in politics: it is often used to describe someone who defends their views regardless of what the facts and even common sense says.

on the street: it is often used to describe someone in business (legal or not) that doesn’t look to the future and only cares about the money they get in the very short-term.
most ceo’s of large corporations are considered kaagers.

a lot of restrictive social organizations (youth groups, churches e.g) consider kaager a profane word.

the french: while the term seems to have originated in hungarian or russian, it actually started getting popular in canada among the french. french spell and pr-nounce kaager the same way we do. a french man once defined kaager to me as “an ignorant instant gratification wh-r-.”.
person 1 flipping through the channels on the tv: gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay. where’s family guy?
person 2: you’re being a kaager. just pick something.

person 1: we can increase our profits by 10% by next year if we simply rebrand the product as food coloring.
person 2: that would be poisonous and a disaster for the company in a few years time.
person 1: we’ll cross that bridge when we come to it.
person 2: i refuse to sign off on this you d-mn kaager.

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