kabbazah
s-x technique for women to exercise their k-muscles (‘kegel’, named after dr. arnold kegel who discovered them in 1940. also known as pc or ‘pubococcygeus’ muscles).
originally, it’s a taoist technique practiced by chinese women for s-xual-amplification of relaxed v-g-n-l muscles, but this word has become known by muslim indians and comes from arabic which means literally, a ‘woman who bakes’ or ‘baker woman’.
the main exercise is where a woman inserts a raw egg inside her v-g-n- and clutch on it with her v-g-n-l muscles (they resemble the ribbed insides of a vacuum-cleaner’s hose), and then release again to help ‘milk’ the p-n-s during s-xual-intercourse.
the last people to ever take to this ancient s-x practice –besides them new-ageist, schtupp-mad cheesy quacks — were the turkish sultans and rich polygamous ishmaelites who reportedly used to visit over a hundred women in one night!
another interesting old s-x technique is kabbadi: oral tantric s-x exercise of indian origin where a woman utter a certain word repeatedly with no breath to tighten the inner s-x muscles kegel-like.
kabbazah was first described by the british muslim traveler and explorer sir richard francis burton in the mid-19th century.
Read Also:
- ERIC FUCKING CHURCH
the mosst bad-ss country singer on earth. sometimes confused with “eric church.” eric “f-cking” church is the most bad-ss form of the mans name. sometimes it just comes out that way becasue hes such a bad-ss hey who are you listening to eric f-cking church!!
- bunnypancakes
a stand-alone expression meaning that you have absoultely no clue what someone is talking about. the term is derived from a rather famous picture, widely circulated on the internet that shows a bunny with a pancake on its head with the caption: “i have no idea what you’re talking about so here’s a bunny with […]
- coaf
a slang term describing thick and excessive amounts of v-g-n-l pubic hair. when having intercourse with that fine maiden, it took hours just to get through all her coaf. c-ck of a fiend, commonly known as the most horrid of all derogatory terms, and insults. being branded as a coaf is usually life threatening in […]
- Variful
[definition removed]
- Vaseline Tax
the fee paid over and above the retail price of an item that is in short supply and high demand. it basically means you are paying for the vaseline they use to sodomize you. i bought a new harley the other day had to pay a steep vaseline tax.