Kansas City Slider
a hand job lubricated with barbeque sauce. (preferrably kc masterpiece brand)
i was initially apprehensive in my new pair of helmut lang jeans… however, i figured any residual barbeque lube from the kc slider (i was about to be served) could be made to look intentional and therefore charged to the game.
a kansas city slider is a pole dancer who seductively dry-humps the stripper pole during a performance, feigning masturbation, while wearing an extremely brief costume. the sheer public eroticism of the act is has a sure impact in encouraging larger amounts of tips.
maude was disappointed in her tips from the last set, so she became a kansas city slider for her 11:00 set.
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