a fake and or awkward laugh
“i told her the funniest pick-up line i knew and she gave me a kardashian laugh and turned to her friends.”
“aw man that sucks.”
- carpenters d*ck
when you wear pants that accidentally outline your package. similar to a “plumber’s b-tt”, but with your d-ck. frank: i hate it how tom keeps wearing pyjama pants to work every monday. julia: yeah, it gives him a serious case of the carpenter’s d-ck….it’s distracting.
a friend that eats large portions of food with you ch-lle:- that’s so much food! how are you going to eat it all?? simon:- i’m getting my yumigo to help me finish it!
- shnoz gobbler
something you shout when something goes to sh-t oh shnoz gobbler, i accidentally touched betty’s chesticles.
- risen rooster
when your c-ck decides wake up. another term for getting a b-n-r. dude… this girl just told me i had a risen rooster in cl-ss
- twisted unicorn
during a threesome, when two p-n-s’s are twisted and then penetrate the -n-l cavity, without any sort of lubrication. thus making the receiver thrust their bodies in a forward motion, like a galloping horse/unicorn. “yo liliya, do you want to go round 2 again tonight on the twisted unicorn? i was talking to luke and […]