Kate Fu™


a highly specialized form of martial arts developed by grandmistress kate (1975- ). initially intended as a close-combat style for crowded settings where ignorant and intoxicated men abound; over many years, kate fu™ has proven to be equally effective anywhere some dumb-ss desperately needs his clock cleaned.
“ladies, with proper training and application, the next time some drunken, overbearing -sshole won’t accept “no” as your final answer…kate fu™ will enable you to drop him like 10lbs of sh-t in a 5lb bag! maybe he’ll even end up having to ingest a liquids-only diet via straw for the next few months. if so, that should allow him ample time to contemplate a newer, more respectful way to approach women.” ~ grandmistress kate (circa 1994)

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