kate pennington


a white texan who pretends to get along with asians. moved to asia to “spread god’s word”, but just cares about spreading the word of the white supremacy cult. those who are suspiciously close to kate pennington often are a part of this particular cult, or 27 others concerning the life of the privileged peeps ™ copyright 1999, legos. pretends to try in school, but really only cares about the white man-wh-r-s from the school down the road. in her free time, kate penningtons like to play with various man b–bs, juggling those flaps like they’re daddy’s pancakes. otherwise, a generally liked person.
man 1: hey dude you free tonight?
man 2: naw, i’m getting my jugs tickled later
man 1: ayyy sweet! you got a kate pennington coming over!? count me in!!!!

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