katrumposcope
a device you look through which constantly changes the political landscape
guy: wait, trump said he’s a friend of the environmentalists, now he wants to build a pipeline and is shutting down climate tweets from government scientists. wtf?
girl: it’s just another spin of the katrumposcope
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