Keira High School


a sh-t hole school located in wollongong, australia. it has many different courses, such as joint-rolling, bong-making, and everyones favourite, marajuana cultivation.

keira high school features an odd deputy princ-p-l who enjoys holding long and excessive -ssemblies for littering and is alleged to have obsessive compulsive disorder.

keira high school prides itself on being the most comprehensive high school in the wollongong area. it features a motto of “for up the height, excelsior”. this ties in nicely with the many teachers that seem to come to work high.

despite all this, keira high school is a fantastic place to work and learn, if you don’t mind being yelled at for socks that aren’t white, shoes that have a speck of colour, a skirt too short, or a small facial piercing.

but that’s not all, keira high school also features a lesbian quad. that’s right lesbians, a special quad especially for you!
“hey, i go to keira high school!”

everyone else: “bahahahaha”

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