Kelsoff
used commonly by modern day teens, kelsoff refers to the physical reference of male self–j-c-l-t–n. kelsoff is pr-nounced similarly to j-ck–ff and has a similar meaning.
“i’m so bored right now, i can just stand here and kelsoff.”
“the boy who kelsoffed during the day became tired but satisfied.”
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