kelty
an irish lesbian from scotland. loves knit hats, hates cats.
a kelty can be found in various places, including the beach, the park, and the museum (unless the kelty hates beaches). just yell “kelty!” and five people will turn their heads to answer.
“wow, that girl’s such a kelty!”
some people from england decided to travel up to scotland and inhabit a small section, now named kelty.
kelty b-st-rds
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