Kemping
verb. describes ross kemp sticking his big, bald, f-ck off head into a v-g-n- (or -n-s) in order to cause shock and awe.
“why did you just sh-t yourself?”
“sorry, ross was out kemping last night. b-st-rd got himself right up my -rs-hole and wore me like a glove.”
verb. when a male finishes inside a female knowing that there isn’t any birth control being used.
dan met trisha out at the bar and they went back to her place for some kemping.
to m-st-rb-t- to one’s self in a mirror or picture.
did you see micah last night? the dude’s so full of himself, i bet he’s kemping right now.
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