ketchup jerk


a hand job done with the thumb on the bottom of the shaft.

1. a discreet hand job.
2. giving a hand job while looking away or covering one’s face shamefully.
3. a hand job done out of obligation.
4. a rushed hand job.
a. hey dude, your girl gave me a ketchup jerk under the table.

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