ketchup monkey


a guy (usually self centered kiwis) whos diet is primarily ketchup . usually heinz but will try almost every dish smattered with some kind of ketchup.
ketchup monkey;; “mate have ya seen the ketchup i need it for me cornflakes ay” i”n fact fack the cornflakes just give me the ketchup”

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