Kewpie Dan


an inconceivably terrifying man that strong bad has to egg (for good reason). he can be seen by clicking on “kewpie dan” when strong bad shows you his list of people he has to egg on www.homestarrunner.com/halloween2001.html
kewpie dan is shrouded in mystery. all i know is that he is somehow connected with fangs (see his picture).
someone on strong bad’s people-to-egg list
rather frightening looking character

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