florp
to alternately press your two hands into your genitals or -ss and, while sniffing one, offer the other to a friend to smell.
“oh – sh-t – i’ve been florp-d!” or “i walked in on the two of them in a bathroom – the one wearing the codpiece was florping the other one very quickly… maybe it was foreplay?”
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