keys to the benz


1. a way to say you won’t take sh-t from haters.

2. a way to say “let’s ride!”

3. a greeting that often confuses people.
1. nicki: keys to the benz? keys to the benz!
keys: oh sh-t, i’d better step up on outta hurr…

2. sean: hey, there’s a sale on plastic banana guards at walmart!
keane: keys to the benz!

3. chris: hey, drew.
drew: keys to the benz.
chris: ………. ?

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