Kiaya’s Razor
kiaya’s razor, a pun upon ‘occam’s razor’, a principle/ theory stating that the simplest solution to a problem is probably the best. kiaya’s razor is the opposite, stating that what ever the most absurd solution is, is probably the right one.
there’s a gl-ss of water on the table and it suddenly falls over – kiaya’s razor states that a leprechaun pushed it, not that a person or normal animal did.
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