kibbles and bits
p–p trapped in one’s -ss and discovered while fingering or f-cking someone.
d-mn, his -ss had all kinds of kibbles and bits when i fingered his hole.
the bits of sh-t that escape from an -n-s because the sphincter has become so distended – be it from -n-l s-x or other activities – that it can no longer retain feces.
john gets f-cked in the -ss so much he leaves a trail of kibbles and bits wherever he goes
a reference to a male dog’s genitalia, sometimes used to describe the act of having s-x with a dog.
jim: i feel so sick after those kibbles and bits i had for breakfast.
bob: maybe you shouldn’t eat dog food.
jim: no, that’s not it. my d-ck hurts cause i f-cked my dog this morning.
to get small ch-nks of weed in your mouth when smoking a joint, pipe, or blunt. (not a good thing at all)
d-mn get that pipe a screen! i got kibbles and bits all in my mouth!
slang for scr-ps of crack rocks, as an alluson to the dog food. often as picked out of the carpet.
he was so strung out he was smoking kibbles and bits off the floor, though it was probably drywall.
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