Kill Calamari
when you say that you’re going to “kill a calamari” it means that you’re going to m-st-rb-t-…this comes from the popular line “everytime you m-st-rb-t-, god kills a calamari”.
“i’m going to take a shower and kill a calamari in there”
“i’m a serial calamari killer”
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