candy tease
when a house is decorated for halloween, but the motherf-ckers dont open the door and give you candy.
person: that house looks creepy, i bet they have plenty of
candy.
-knocks on door and waits 10 seconds-
person: hey -sshole i know youre in there, gimme some f-cking candy.
person 2: gtfo noob
person: wow what a f-cking candy tease…
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