King Curtis
a temperamental seven year old who possesses an unbelievable amount of power in his kingdom(house). he can be found at demolition derbies, eating chicken nuggets or fiercely guarding his stash of bacon. he strongly dislikes fitness instructors named joy, and you’ll never see his face again if you make him feel like he’s a “sorry person”.
example 1:
-joy takes away his bacon-
king curtis: hey! i need to tell ya something! bacon is good for me!
example 2:
-king curtis storms to his room-
king curtis: out of the blue, she thinks she’s a smart lil girl and she can do whatever she wants. no! that’s not what she can do in mah family. she acting like she the queen, and we’re the sorry people!
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