kizo is basically the definition of a c*nt
kizo was such a c*nt today when he called his sister ugly
to barge (someone) roughly at a music festival, at a night club, or in any venue where there is loud music. i was moshing when someone ramned me so hard i accidentally bit jonty on the elbow
- malia oliver
hottest girl in the school that doesn’t realize that u really like her. goes out with your best friend. has the fatttttest *ss on campus. a great best friend. super loyal and an overall bad *ss b*tch wow that malia oliver is soo hot, she has the best eyes, *ss and of course personality!
the act of being pretty jessica is taking forever to get ready for the dance, she’s spent 30 minutes prettying herself up for her date
- alabama turkey slammer
the delicate process or jerking off with the soft under skin of a turkey’s neck while trying to stuff it for thanksgiving “bentley got a little aroused while making thanksgiving dinner and decided he’d try the alabama turkey slammer. that night the family sat down to dinner and all said what they were thankful for, […]