knitting
code word for ‘kinky’, used in awkward situations or as a cover up for when you think something is kinky.
“she rode me like a horse”
“knitting!”
getting sh-gged ! getting laid…
i did some knitting last night !
having really great s-x.
guy 1: i was totally knitting last night with my girl.
guy 2: oh what yarn did you use?
guy 1: you idiot, i’m talking ’bout s-x!
guy 2: i knew that man… i knit all the time too!
the buildup/process of obtaining the status of fleecing. knitting means not quite fleecing, but not exactly just happy either, and is still cl-ssified by a feeling of natural highness, just not to the extent of someone who is fleecing.
bro, i just finished my homework, cleaned my car, and did my ch-r-s. im knitting right now because im antic-p-ting this weekend when we hit up those sweet waves, drink our pina colodas, and make out with extremely hot women.
euphamism for the all time, number one, undisputed solo male pastime.
masturbation, in case subtlety’s not your thing. tommy tank. you know.
“knit one purl one knit one purl- and cast off…”
(declamatory) “did you see gavin & stacey last night?”
“no. i was knitting.”
(perjorative) : “you dirty little knitter !”
(descriptive) -when a pretty girl (or boy- we must be inclusive here) walks into view- “ah- a new pattern!”
(and if ‘new pattern’ has been particularly apposite:) “i blunted my piggin’ needle last night. dropped a st-tch”.
the act of receiving head from two people at one time by pushing both of their heads down on the count of “one” and “two.” similar to the “knit one, pearl two” in knitting. perfect for a guy sitting in between two females.
jill: so what did you do this weekend jack?
jack: i went knitting with your mom and sister, jill. it was pretty fun actually.
jill: (unaware of the meaning of knitting) alright then..
what we call hooking up.
me and that guy were knitting at the movies the whole time!
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