koala head
name given to someone with a head which is exactly the same shape as a koala’s head. usually only fat bald security guards can achieve this interspecific resemblance. the effect can be heightened if the koala-headed person has his hair cut in the pork scotch style.
why has someone brought a koala to the braaivleis?
they haven’t. what you’re looking at is the porky scotcher. the ugly b-st-rd has a koala head.
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