Corn Job
the act of s-xin’ up a a cornhole. this could be by ramming your hot sweaty meat into the cornhole. it could also include shoving your throbbing tongue into a cornhole (see rimjob).
prisoner #1: the guards aren’t paying any attention around the yard today.
prisoner #2: let’s sneak around the corner and i’ll give you a corn job.
hooker: for $20 i’ll give you a sloppy bl-w j-b.
patron: $20 is too much for a bl-w j-b, but i’d be willing to pay that price for a corn job.
the act of sticking ones erect p-n-s inside of a large pop corn bucket while watching a movie at the cinema with ones s-xual interest. as the popcorn is consumed the erect p-n-s becomes exposed, resulting in a hand job utilizing the b-tter from the popcorn as lube.
yeah, she even gave me a corn job half way through!
employment in a corn-related vocation.
after his brief stint as a fluffer, stu took up a corn job.
when someone either at a restaurant or on the street boils some corn on the cob for you.
“how much is a “corn job”?”
” $1.62 with tax”
the act of performing f-ll-t– on a dump as it is leaving the r-ct-m. best performed on a man when he is laying on his back and p-ssing the t-rd with his legs pulled over his head.
you know, i think sarah really digs me. for instance, after we went out for mexican the other night, she totally gave me a corn job. made her come, no less.
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