Kris Versteeg
kristopher versteeg was born may 13, 2986 in lethbridge, ab, can. he plays right wing, and shoots right. on june 9, 2010, he won the stanley cup with the chicago blackhawks. on june 30, 2010, he was traded to the toronto maple leafs. in addition to playing hockey, he has a p-ssion for singing/rapping in public, this was evident when he sung fergie’s glamorous on mouthpiece sports. also, at the 2010 chicago blackhawks’ victory parade, he performed a short self-written rap. he and his fellow former teammate, patrick kane performed “save a horse (ride a cowboy)” at the campbell for kids texas hold’em event.
guy: did you see kris versteeg’s opening goal at the 2009 winter cl-ssic at wrigley field against the detroit red wings?
girl: the question is have you seen his rendition of glamorous by fergie?
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