Krista Shauerte


beauty that rivals mythilogical goddesses. a woman whom is heart is big and always loving everything. has a gorgeous smile and makes anyones day by just seeing her. always carries an aura of happiness that as soon as you get close to her you have no choice but to be happy and care free. always there for both family and friends. and able to steal even the strongest of hearts with only a quick look.
“did you see that girl?” “yeah! she must be like a krista shauerte!”

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