Krod


another name for the slang, “dork.”
when a person messed up something simple, jokingly say, “you are such a krod!”
the best closer in the world- francisco rodriguez.
known for his high strikeout-to-walk ratio and his ability to close out all the ball games.
k-rod saves the angels again.
to completely f-ckin’ lose it and beat the tar out of someone, preferably your father in-law.

–modeled after met’s pitcher k-rod’s epic meltdown on 8/11/2010 in which he beat the f-ck out of his father in-law in the team clubhouse, resulting in -ssault charges.–
example: “reginald’s been taking my sh-t like a punk b-tch…better watch out i’m gonna go f-ckin’ k-rod on his -ss”
a confused kid. dork backwards. so dumb, that you think an elephant is a rhino or a giraffe. delirious. you’ve got issues.
“i’m such a confuseable krod.”
a whale’s v-g-n-.
“dont be a krod, bob! go ask betty for her number!”
1.of or related to being cool.
look at the k-rod walkin down the hall.
r-t-rd its dork spelled backwards
kayla is a krod because she says stinky cheese

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