Krumpet
the area between your -sshole and b-llsack (only used when the krumpet area is sweaty and smelly)
steve tore his pants after a long days work only to reveal his krumpet.
a dirty wh-r- who poses as a clown.
did i see you pickin up a krumpet at the corner last night?
was that a krumpet you got for your kids party, or is it just me?
b–bs, mammories, t-ts, chi chi’s, juggs, knockers, and on and on…
“she’s got some krumpets i wouldn’t mind spilling my tea on.”
a flower that grows in the crack of a sidewalk. the flower becomes a krumpet when it grows up through the crack. the species of flower is irrelevant.
look at that little krumpet. don’t step on it!
the torn edges left over from when you rip a peice of paper out of a spiral notebook.
“what the f-ck, who put all their krumpets on the floor under my desk?”
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