Kum&Go


to leave abruptly after s-x.

to spooge and split; f-ck and flee; screw and skeedaddle; bang and blow; blow and goodbye.

also for some reason a chain of convenience stores in wyoming; formerly 7-11s.
i once was so busy that i had to k-m&go behind the k-m&go.

“is that seriously what they’re called?”

“for the last time, yes. f-cking google it!”

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