kuntry blumkin


same as a blumkin… receiving oral pleasures while taking a cr-p… only difference is the location… kuntry blumkins happen in the woods,a outhouse,port-o-toilet and even abandoned methlab trailer as long as you aren’t on a working toilet…
sshhhoooo wwweeee… that girl done gone and give me a kuntry blumkin behind that big white oak downwind of us…

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