labtop
a word that inexperienced college freshmen (most often girls) call their new laptops.
college freshman: i just got my new labtop, it’s awesome!
experienced geek: laptop.
college freshman: yeah, that’s what i said! labtop!
a common mis-spelling for laptop, generally made by young people.
“the young girl loves her labtop”
what wannabe thugs and other ghetto people call laptops. also used by ignorant white people. when one says labtop, the “a” is usually excessively stressed.
i just got me a new laaaabtop.
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ghetto person: “can you fix my laaaabtop?”
me: “sorry, i don’t work on labtops.”
ghetto person: “what you mean you don’t work on laaaabtops?”
me: “i don’t work on ficticious items. now if you have a laptop, i can fix that.”
ghetto person: “that’s what i said, laaaabtop.”
me: “-looks down with hand over eyes and shakes head- gimme the f-cking computer.”
a phrase of stupidity, often used instead of laptop.
anyone who says “lab top” instead of “laptop” is a complete idiot.
note: the argument of “soda vs. pop both being carbonated beverages” is not the same as ‘labtop’ vs ‘laptop’
“the file is on my lab top, not on this computer”
“im wanting to buy a new lab top, mines really old”
both of which could be responded to with:
“it’s called a laptop you f-cking moron.”
a dog that can used to be surf the internet and/or post random drunken threads on siccness. usually can be walked using an ethernet leash. kicks it around east 27th in oakland
man my f-cking screen is cracked on my labtop
at the bottom its not physically cracked but you know
the screen is f-cked up my drunk -ss neighbor we off h-lla hennsy and a micky’s
why dose it take forever to download alb-ms from my labtop
i am using wireless and winwar its not h-ll sh-t on here
its just when i try to dl alb-m or song the sh-t says h-lla hours and have to cancel anybody know why this is ?
a this n-gg- labtop speakers dont work what do i have to download to get sound
on his sh-t
one love
the goon says thanks in advance lol
it’s not a labtop, it’s a laptop, you nerd wanna-bes. ._. ok, so i am a nerd.
“i was using my labtop on the plain with a grill named beth!”
labtop is f-ggot<--see hunter
"you are the biggest labtop of all time with a 3.4ghz processor."
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