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lacrosse vs. baseball

the biggest argument since brown vs. the board of education
lacrosse guy: lacrosse is the best sport, baseb-lls for p-ss-es
baseball guy: no baseball kicks so much -ss, lacrosse is gay
lacrosse guy: youre gay
baseball guy: no youre gay

(f-g definithing is making me say lacrosse vs. baseball in the example so lacrosse vs. baseball there you go)
an argument between men playing lacrosse and baseball trying to determine which sport is better.

it is usually never decided because baseball players try to end the conversation instead of admiting that lacrosse is better
lp: why dont you play lacrosse?
bp: because baserball is better
lp: you mean you cant get hit
bp: look i gotta go, i have practice

… it has been proven that lacrosse is and always will be better than baseball ever is
an argument between baseball and lacrosse players. generally decided by questions regarding, which sport takes more skill? which sport takes more coordination?

generally not decided by: which game is more rad? which game depends more on your hairstyle or your sick flow?

the argument is thus usually won by baseball players. because as a general rule, all lacrosse players started out playing baseball, failed miserably and started playing lacrosse. no baseball players have ever played lacrosse…because they never needed to play lacrosse…because they were good at baseball in the first place.
lacrosse vs. baseball

bp: why dont you play baseball?
lp: because i couldn’t hit a baseball in little league.
bp: oh, that sucks.
lp: why don’t you try playing the sickest game on two feet?
bp: what’s that?
lp: lacrosse broseph!!!
bp: um, i don’t need to. i’m good at baseball.
lp: oh. have fun doing what i can’t do.
lacrosse is much bette then freakin baseball because baseball takes no freakin skill and you cant have flo or have any bros

basesball cant even play in the drizzle
lax plays in freakin anything
the objective of baseball is to be safe at home.

“lacrosse vs. baseball” is a topic brought up by basball players who freakin arigent dumb idiots
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