Laddy Daddy


handsome and desirable (in their opinion) fathers who frequent the ‘to be seen in’ coffee houses on sat-rday mornings, accompanied by little people they barely recognise. laddy daddys just occ-ssionally glance up from the sports pages long enough to ensure that their brood stop short of actually -ssaulting anyone, but on the whole regard their children simply as a lure for liaisons with p-ssing females who find perky, branded infants irresistable.
starbucks was a zoo that morning. stuffed full of laddy daddys and their designer entourage.

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