Lady Lumps


lady lumps are the s-x appealing br–sts on a woman. generally fairly large but they dont have to be watermelons. just as long as they arn’t flat.
hey, check out her lovely lady lumps.
no one knows what it mean but its provociative!
im gonna get, get, get, you drunk. get you drunk with my lady lumps.
br–sts, but can also include hips, rear end, love handles etc.
“wow miss boozy’s ladylumps are the bomb, those curves are smokin hot!”
definition
1. excrement; feces.
2. an act of defecating
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history

when “my humps,” by black eyes peas was release people had a large misconstruction of the word. the true meaning of the word is hidden in the lyrics. the song states “what you gon’ do with all that -ss?
all that -ss inside them jeans?” fergie does not answer the question. fergie then makes statements on how she’s going to make them scream. because of what her “hump”(-ss) is going to do. she continues to mumble until she finally answers what she is going to do with her “hump”(-ss), “my lovely lady lumps (check it out).” she stated that she is going to take her “lovely lady lumps”(lovely sh-t) with her -ss. she then tells the person to look at the floaters in the toilet.

many fools go off on a tangent and
1. “man, i need to drop my lady lumps quick.”
2. “f-ck, i dropped my lady lumps nasty last night.”
3. “those tacos made my lady lumps not so lovely”
4. “that nasty b-tch janet, took her lady lumps at my house”

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