lady of the morning
a radiant woman who wakens in the morning with a smile and a very s-xy energy. this can lead to happy morning surprises of an intimate and fun nature.
i was roused from my sleep by a lady of the morning. she touched me in ways that made me happy. then my mother walked in and freaked out. clearly she isn’t a lady of the morning too.
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