lag behind a swagg
verb; to be stuck behind someone who walks like a “balla”. the person walking slow (swagg) tends to have a “dgaf” walk with swaying shoulders and their knees slightly bent when walking to add the their bad-ss factor. the swagg tends to take their time and think they’re the coolest sh-t around. usually this person will be listening to their ipod/mp3 so saying “excuse me” has no effect. to be the lag in the situation, you will find yourself trying to get to a destination, but the swagg will be taking their time and there’s no way to maneuver your way around them so the result is you’re p-ssed off while walking slow right behind the swagg thinking. “hurry the f-ck up, you’re not cool”; hence, lag behind a swagg.
friend 1: hey, why did you take so long to get the milk?
friend 2: i was lag behind a swagg, it was d-mn near impossible to get around him in the tiny aisle!
friend 1: wow, what a douche bag thing to do.
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