Lake Havasu High school
a pink school, divided into several halls. and divided by ethinicity as well. take “the statue” for example. have you seen the dudes who chill there after school? wearing the fake loc sungl-sses, baggy jeans, slicked back hair, cheesy mostache, and calling each other “gueys”, for real yall act like you fresh outta mexico, yall whack.
then theres the white dudes. them dudes like to have trucks other dudes do, such as toyota tacoma’s ford ranger or s-10’s, lift it, and take out the tailgates. why is this i have no idea.
the girls, usually date white dudes with spy or dragon sungl-sses, d-ckies, low vocabulary, and trucks. they usually have blond hair, with black underneath, or just black hair. b-tch about other girls hair, or shoes or clothes. b-tch about each other, and just b-tch. the junior cl-ss for example aint nothin but a bunch of trick a## b-tche2, on the real. dont f-cks with that. i done heard many a story bout them little girls lemme tell ya. stds all up in them nasty b’s.
the newjack,scene,emo, wanna be hardcore but aint never gon’ get it type’a kids. yall wack. for real. wearing all black , super long -ss hair and wearing the pants super tight, this the desert h-ll wrong with yall. you think your cool huh? putting your hair in a sway and wearing a devil wears prada t shirt? go to a real hardcore show and get ya -ss smacked.
lastly, the only cool kids is the mexicans or blacks, we run this muf-cka. real talk, roll in packs. but what is the deal with yall wearing the red vans? yall taking each other swags. or better yet the dude who started it all. that one fly -ss funky fresh g, asian sunb-tch.
yup,yup pretty much sums it up.
jamal-yo whatup you just got enrolled at this school?
tyson-word up cuz, yo why all these girls look the same? no uniqueness up in this b-tch or what?
jamal-welcome to lake havasu high school.
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