lake minnetonka


where prince goes to purify himself.
“why don’t you go purify yourself in the waters of lake minnetonka
1. a minnesota lake
2. the body of water in which prince’s character ‘the kid’ (motion picture purple rain) states that purification occurs.
while boating in a small northern minnesota lake, in perham, shane fell into the water. mary exclaimed, “shane with isn’t lake minnetonka!”
is a body of water, that encomp-sses 14,000 acres. it is located appoximatly 15 miles from minneapolis, minnesota.
on a warm weekend you can find a variety of tonka trash, and cougars, in oversized ( and overpriced ) vessels, which they own purely to one up their neighbors.
in libbs bay you will find a dam that feeds minnehaha creek, which eventualy flows into the mississippi river, at which point the river becomes too polluted to swim in.
lake minnetonka is a mostly manmade lake, which originated as several smaller lakes, which previouse generations thought would be great to be one large lake (these are also the same people who sank boats in the lake to dispose of them, brilliant). many channels have been dug into other lakes which in turn they rename as “bays”. although lake minnetonka is by no means the largest lake in the state, it does have the most sh-r-line of any lake in the state. in turn lake sh-r- livving comes at a premium, ( $500,000 to upwards of $50 million) and thus a generation of tonka trash has sp-wned.
lake minnetonka is too crowded and dirty, lets go to prior lake instead.

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