Laman terms
when someone speaks in a fashion that confuses people with obtuse interests. speaking in a different context but yet still the same language. talking in a way that plain people just dont get
advisor:ma’am your car’s engine has no motor oil. it no longer runs.
b-mquesha:what do you mean?? whats oil? i dont think i have ever even used oil…
advisor:let me put this in laman terms ma’am : its the sh-t needed to make your car’s engine run. kind of like if i took all the blood out of you, you would no longer run. got it?
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